Thank god chubby can't vote.
Dear Fat Colorado Kid,
I couldn't help but notice your shirt. Its a mighty big shirt. What is that? A XL or XXL? That's a lot of cotton to fill. Good thing you put those words on it. It helps distract the eye. We wouldn't want your picture up in the news, your rolls bathed in stark white.
I must commend you on your spelling. I never would have thought that someone dumb enough to believe the statement "OBAMA, A TERRORISTS BEST FRIEND", would actually know how to spell it. I like your little pocket graphic there, too. You think of that yourself? You're so clever.
So, I hear you're getting a lot of heat for the shirt? I wonder why? I mean, its stylish and the spelling is correct. You're aware that there's Barak OBAMA and then there's OSAMA Bin Laden? They're not the same person, and they're not related, like your mom and dad. I know its an easy mix up. I see alot of you rednecks making the same mistake. It must be part of the whole ignorant racist bit, you guys play so well.
Anyway, I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs. And thanks for using your right to freedom of speech. I hope that you keep eating those twinkies, so that next time you'll be wearing a larger shirt to speak your mind with. Just remember to do some research next time. We wouldn't want you looking stupid again.
